Camp Fire Songs from  the 1st EK     

 

 

Some of our favourite s  - Frankenstein and The Coming of the Frogs go down particularly well with Cubs.  I wonder why?   Feel free to borrow, that's where they all came from originally (with some alterations and additional verses)!  For 'specialist' Camp Fire Sites click on this link > www.scoutbase.org.uk/activity/perform/campfire/index.htm

Boom-Chicka-Boom  (Leader calls line and Group repeats back)

I says a-boom-chicka-boom!
I says a-boom-chicka-boom! 
I says a-boom-chicka-rocka-chicka-rocka-chicka-boom! 
Uh-huh! 
On Yeah! 
One more time! ('style')

(Style e.g. A little louder!  Each time a leader adds a different variation, or style such as:
Quieter, Posher, etc.
 

 

B-P Spirit

I've got that B-P spirit
Right in my head
Right in my head
Right in my head
I've got that B-P spirit right in my head
Right in my head to stay

 

Other Verses:
Deep in my heart
All round my feet
All over me

 

Bunkum (My Bonnie Lies Over the Ocean)

Now Akala inspected Grey Six
And afterwards mentioned to me
"Their campsite was utterly spotless"
It sounded like bunkum to me

 

Now Chil went to White Six for supper
She said “ You make jolly good tea"                                                                                               

They said "It's not tea Chil it's soup Chil"
It tasted like bunkum you see

 

The PL’s were sweating and slaving
To dig a new lavatory
The Scouts kept on filling the old ones
They're all full of bunkum you see

 

Cecil  (Skit)

 Cecil was a caterpillar, Cecil was my friend
The last time I saw Cecil he was *this* big
Finger  and thumb about one inch apart
I said "Ooh, Cecil! What have you done?"
And Cecil Said
"I've eaten all the cabbages in the street"

And so on, from street to town, to county , to country indicating size until Cecil is so big that you have to run across the circle to indicate how big he has grown, and Cecil's eaten all the cabbages in the Universe  

 

Cecil was a caterpillar, Cecil was my friend

The last time I saw Cecil he was *this big* (back to one inch as in first verse)

I said "Ooh, Cecil! What have you done?"
And Cecil Said

"I've been sick"!!!

 

Going Down The Valley

We are going down the valley, going down the valley
Going down the valley one by one, one by one
We are going down the valley, going down the valley
Going to the setting of the sun

We are coming up the valley, coming up the valley
Coming up the valley one by one, one by one
We are coming up the valley, coming up the valley 

Coming to the rising of the sun

 

Repeat the first verse several times getting quieter each time as you get further down the valley. Then switch to the second verse and get louder on each repeat

 

Ham and Eggs (shout)

(all for first line - then split group into two, last line all again)

Ham and eggs, ham and eggs

We like ours fried nice and brown  (G1)

We like ours fried up side down  (G2)
Flip 'em, (G1)

flop 'em, (G2)

Flip 'em,  (G1)

Flop 'em;  (G2)

Ham and eggs!  (all)

 

Coming of the Frogs  (Battle Hymn of the Republic)

Mine eyes have seen the horror, of the coming of the frogs
They are sneaking through the swamps, they are lurking under logs
You can hear their mournful croaking, through the early morning fog
The frogs keep hopping on

 

(Chorus)

Ribbit, ribbit, ribbit, croak, croak
Ribbit, ribbit, ribbit, croak, croak
Ribbit, ribbit, ribbit, croak, croak
The frogs keep hopping on

 

The frogs have grown in numbers, and their croaking fills the air
There's no place to escape to, 'cause the frogs are everywhere
They've eaten all the flies, and now they're as hungry as bear's
The frogs keep hopping on

 

Our tent is filled with frogspawn, and its squelching through my toes

It’s even in my wellies, and its getting up my nose

You can hear their mournful croaking, as the daylight slowly goes
The frogs keep hopping on

 

Frankenstein   (Clementine)

In a castle, on a mountain
Near the dark and murky Rhine,
Dwelt a doctor, the concoctor
Of the monster, Frankenstein.  

 

(Chorus)

Oh my monster oh my monster,
Oh my monster, Frankenstein,
You were built to last forever,
Dreadful scary Frankenstein.

 

In a graveyard near the castle,
Where the moon refused to shine,
He dug for noses and for toeses
For his monster, Frankenstein

 

On a campsite round a campfire 

Some Leaders were drinking wine 

Little knowing they were going  

To meet the monster Frankenstein

 

If It's Raining    (If You're Happy and You Know It)

If it's raining and you know it clap your hands (Clap, Clap)
If it's raining and you know it clap your hands (Clap, Clap)
If it's raining and you know it then your clothes will surely show it
If it's raining and you know it clap your hands (Clap, Clap)

If the mud is only knee deep, stamp your feet (Stamp, Stamp)
If the mud is only knee deep, stamp your feet (Stamp, Stamp)
If the mud is only knee deep, and you wish that it was waist deep
If the mud is only knee deep, stamp your feet (Stamp, Stamp)  

 

If the midges are a attacking scratch your head (Scratch, Scratch)

If the midges are a attacking scratch your head (Scratch, Scratch) 

If the midges are a attacking and you want to send them packing  

If the midges are a attacking scratch your head (Scratch, Scratch)

 

If the wind is really blowing, shake your head (Shake, Shake)
If the wind is really blowing, shake your head (Shake, Shake)
If the wind is really blowing, and your nose is red and glowing
If the wind is really blowing, shake your head (Shake, Shake)

 

If the temperature is falling, rub your hands (Rub, Rub)
If the temperature is falling, rub your hands (Rub, Rub)
If the temperature is falling, and frost bite comes a calling  

If the temperature is falling, rub your hands (Rub, Rub)

 

Bear Hunt

We're going hunting
We're not scared
We’ve got guns
And bullets too

 

Came to short grass 

Cant go under it
Cant go round it
Got to go through it, swish, swish, swish, swish
(softly pushing grass aside with small movements of hands)

 

Came to long grass 

Cant go under it 

Cant go round it

Got to go through it, swoosh, swoosh, swoosh, swoosh (loudly pushing grass aside with large movements of hands)

 

Came to a swamp 

Cant go under it  

Cant go round it  

Got to go through it, squelch, squelch, squelch, squelch (raise hands slowly as if stuck in mud)

 

Came to a bridge  

Cant go under it

Cant go round it

Got to go over it, boom, boom, boom, boom (beat chest rhythmically for sound of bridge crossing)

 

Came to cave

Can't go under it

Cant go round it

Got to go in
It's very dark ……..
I've found s..s..s.. something
It's s..s..s..soft and f..f..f.urry
It's warm and moves
AHHH! it's a bear, run!!!

boom, boom, boom, boom
squelch, squelch, squelch, squelch
swoosh, swoosh, swoosh, swoosh
swish, swish, swish, swish
Phew! You coming on another bear hunt?
NO Way!

 

Head, Shoulders, Knees and Toes

Head and shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes
Head and shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes
And Eye and ears, and a mouth and a nose
Head and shoulders, knees and toes, knees and toes

 

One Finger, One Thumb

One finger, one thumb, keep moving
One finger, one thumb, keep moving
One finger, one thumb, keep moving
We'll all be happy again!

One finger, one thumb, one hand, keep moving
One finger, one thumb, one hand, keep moving
One finger, one thumb, one hand, keep moving
We'll all be happy again!

One finger, one thumb, one hand, two hands keep moving
One finger, one thumb, one hand, two hands keep moving
One finger, one thumb, one hand, two hands keep moving
We'll all be happy again!

 With each new verse, add the following in succession:
4.   one arm      5.  two arms    6.  one leg       7.  two legs   8.   sit down   9.  stand up
10. turn round

 

On Top of Spaghetti   (On Top of Old Smokey)

(Actions: make appropriate finger and body actions for the words, and remember the big sneezeat the end)

 

On top of spaghetti, all covered with cheese
I lost my poor meatball, when somebody sneezed

It rolled off the table, and onto the floor
And then my poor meatball, Rolled out of the door

It rolled in the garden, and under a bush
And then my poor meatball, Was nothing but mush

The mush was as tasty, as tasty could be
And early next summer, It grew into a tree

The tree was all covered with beautiful moss
It grew lovely meatballs and tomato sauce

So if you eat spaghetti, all covered with cheese
Hold on to your meatballs, and don't ever sneeze

 
Quartermaster's Store

There were rats, rats, as big as alley cats
In the stores, in the stores
There were rats, rats, with spats and bowler hats
In the Quartermaster's store

 

My eyes are dim, I can not see
I have not brought my specks with me
I have - not - brought my - specks with me

 

Mice . . . running eating all the rice
Snakes . .as big as garden rakes
Beans . . . as big as submarines
Gravy . . . enough to float the navy
Cakes . . . that give us belly ache
Eggs . . .  with scaly chicken legs
Butter . . . running in the gutter
Lard . . .  they sell it by the yard
Bread . . . with great big lumps like lead
Cheese . . .that makes you want to sneeze
Bees . . .   with kilts & hairy knees
Apes . . .  eating all the grapes
Flies . . .  swarming 'round the pies
Moths . . . eating through the cloths
Scouts . . .eating brussel sprouts  

Meat . . .  as smelly as Billy's feet


The First Aider's Song    (The Twelve Days of Christmas)

On the first day of Cub Camp our Leader sent to me
A boy who had skinned his knee

On the second day of Cub Camp our Leader sent to me
two banged heads, and …

three nose-bleeds . .
four mozzie bites . .
five nettle-stings . .
six boys with splinters . .
seven upset tummies . .
eight cuts and grazes . .
nine twisted ankles . .
ten homesick Leaders . .
eleven boys with measles . .
twelve angry parents . .

You'll Never Go to Heaven 

L. Oh you`ll never go to Heaven
G. Oh you`ll never go to Heaven
L. In an old Ford car
G. IN an old Ford car
L.  Cos an old ford car
G.  Cos an old Ford car
L.  Won`t get that far
G.  Won`t get that far

Chorus (All)
Oh you`ll never go to Heaven in an old Ford car
Cos an old Ford car won?et that far
I aint gonna grieve my Lord no more
I aint gonna grieve my Lord no more
I aint gonna grieve ---- my Lord no more

All the other verse follow the same format.

You'll never go to heaven in a limousine
'Cos the lord aint go no gasoline

 

You'll never go to heaven in a Phantom Jet
'Cos the lord aint go no runways yet  

 

You'll never go to heaven on a boy scout's knee

'Cos a Boy Scouts knee is too wobbly

 

You'll never go to heaven in a rocking chair
'Cos the lord don't want no rockers there

 

You'll never get to heaven on in-line skates
You'd roll right by them Pearly Gates

 

You'll never get to heaven in Akala’s bra
'Cos Akala’s bra don't stretch that far

 

You'll never get to heaven on Paul's bike
'Cos you'll get halfway, then you'll have to hike

 

You'll never get to heaven in John's car
'Cos John's car stops at every bar  

You'll never get to heaven, on water skis
'Cos the angels don't like hairy knees  

If you get to heaven before I do
Just drill a hole and pull me through

 

But if I get to heaven before you do
I'll drill a hole and spit on you

 

Well if I get to heaven, before you do
I'll plug that hole, with shavings and glue

 

That's all there is, there is no more
St Peter said, as he shut the door

 

Oh there's one more thing I forgot to tell
If you don't go to heaven, you'll go to …..

 

And that's the end, St. Peter said
As he closed the gates, And went to bed

 

Pizza Hut
A Pizza Hut a Pizza Hut
Kentuckey Fried Chicken and a Pizza Hut
A Pizza Hut a Pizza Hut
Kentuckey Fried Chicken and a Pizza Hut
McDonald McDonalds
Kentuckey Fried Chicken and a Pizza Hut

 

A ford escort, a ford escort

a tiny little mini and a ford escort

ferrrrrari, ferrrrrrari

a tiny little mini and a ford escort


A burger king, a burger king

a greasy chippy and a burger king

a wimpy, a wimpy

a greasy chippy and a burger king

 

(other additions)
A fat girl guide, 

a tiny little brownie, a 'ranger'

 

A grubby cub, 

a know it all scout, a 'venture'

                    

                   

                

                        

 

 

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